::sobs:: OH MY G-D I WANT PANCAKES RIGHT NOW. I have no idea if I’m healed enough from the wisdom teeth extraction to eat them, but oh! How I want some.
because things like this really happen.
When women say “No”, men get angry.
Proof that misandry is real. Only a woman who sincerely hates all men would reject such a perfect specimen.
someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”
I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.
cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”
Photographs by Barry Bland/Barcroft USA
holding in a fart all day and finally getting home
oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…
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